This wasn't intentional poetry, nor intentional nonsense, yet it is wildly successful at being both.
Look, having nuclear
my uncle was a great professor
and
scientist and engineer,
Dr. John Trump at MIT;
good genes,
very good genes,
OK, very smart,
the Wharton School of Finance,
very good,
very smart
you know, if you’re a conservative Republican,
if I were a liberal,
if,
like,
OK,
if I ran as a liberal Democrat,
they would say
I’m one of the
smartest
people anywhere in the world
it’s true!
but when you’re a conservative Republican they try
oh, do they do a number
that’s why I always start off:
Went to Wharton,
was a good student,
went there,
went there,
did this,
built a fortune
you know I have to give my like credentials all the time,
because we’re a little disadvantaged
but you look at the nuclear deal,
the thing that really bothers me
it would have been so easy,
and it’s not as important as these lives are
(nuclear is powerful;
my uncle explained that
to me many, many years ago,
the power and that was 35 years ago;
he would explain the power
of what’s going to happen
and he was right
who would have thought?),
but
when you look at what’s going on
with the four prisoners
now it used to be three,
now it’s four
but when it was three
and even now,
I would have said
it’s all in the messenger;
fellas,
and it is fellas because,
you know,
they don’t,
they haven’t figured
that the women are smarter
right now
than the men,
so,
you know,
it’s gonna take them
about another 150 years
but the Persians are great negotiators,
the Iranians are great negotiators,
so,
and they,
they just killed,
they just killed us.
